I like thinking of strange foods.

There’s no blue food. Blueberries are purple and nothing else is blue. Weird.

You can buy cream of chicken soup, but not cream of monkey. There are lots of monkeys, right, and they’re bigger than chickens so one monkey could make a lot of soup I think.

Maybe Bundt cake shouldn’t have been named after the inventor of it.

$3.79 for a chai tea? Honestly, how does it cost four dollars to make a cup of tea?

Scones, muffins and bagels are all the same food, just in a different shape. Buy the cheapest one, eat it and shut up about it.

There should be a Nobel Prize for the guy who invented the sneeze guard for the buffet.

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