TiVo Las Vegas
Television’s fall lineups always bring me great joy – since they are so bad.
Who wants shows about hot, young, rich white kids living in misery in their huge houses?
Someone should have drowned that Dawson kid out back in the Creek.
Let me ask you – when they come out with ‘CSI: Laramie’ will the show be so small as to only have two detectives?
“Well Billy Ray, looks like we got another guy killed by a horse.”
“I dunno, Jeremiah, maybe that’s what someone wants us to think.”
In 2008 NBC and CBS will change their names to NBLaw&OrderC and CSIBS.
Law and Order: K-9 Unit, Parking Ticket Squad, Bank Robbery Bloopers.
CSI: Vegas, Miami, New York, Chicago, Dallas, El Paso, Portland and Laramie.
To determine which CSI show you’re watching…
If the lead has a cowboy hat on, it’s either Dallas or El Paso.
If it’s raining out, it’s Portland or New York.
If it’s snowing out, it’s Laramie (alternate, also Laramie if you see a cow)
If it’s snowing and you see a Cubs jersey, it’s Chicago.
If it looks hot out, it’s Vegas or Miami. See water? Then it’s Miami.
I don’t pay attention to most of the new TV shows when they come out, which could explain why so many of them disappear. I have decided that if the shows are any good they will stand the test of time and I’ll have plenty of chances to view them later.
