Episode III was good, why couldn’t episodes I and II be this good?

Notes: Did Natalie Portman have any scenes outside her apartment until the last scene of the movie? For crying out loud all she does for 120 minutes is walk around the house saying “How was your day dead? They should have given her a damn vacuum cleaner and a dust mop.

And the lava planet? Who builds a home base on a planet of molten lava? Nobody with a brain.

Here’s what I think… Mike and the blonde girl who died had a kid while she was in rehab in Utah and Paul Young and Mary Alice stole him and took off and Mike follwoed Paul to that street. Thus, the squirrelly kid in glasses? The amateur pyro and time-bomb boy? That’s Mike’s son. Maybe.