Top Ten Rejected Children’s Books
10. Why Dogs Wander Off Into the Woods When They Get Old
9. What Infections Look Like
8. Arnold, the Very Rabid Guinea Pig.
7. Why Mommy Doesn’t Like My Two Daddies
6. Sugar: The Magical Hyperactive Powder
5. Where Not to Put Glue
4. Why My Goldfish Swims Upside Down
3. The Little Engine that thought he Could until he faced the bitter reality and gave up.
2. Count All the Cop Cars Parked Across the Street at Jimmy’s House.
1. Why Eating Chili Makes Me Stinky.
