10. Ned “Injury-Prone” Addams
9. Lyle “Wild Pitch” Lillie
8. Juan “Error” Marrero
7. “Clueless” Joe Jackson
6. “Agoraphobic” Andy Jensen
5. Willie “Wrong Base” Baker
4. “OCD” Wayne Newberry
3. “Lightning Strike” Phillips
2. Fred “Tibia Fracture” Clayton
1. “Rainout” Roosevelt Coombs

Tell me why a team like the Texans that won 2 games and need 5 lineman on offense and defense would draft Reggie Bush, a guy who plays the only position the Texans are good at, instead of trading the pick down for more picks and/or other team’s linemen and thus gain threefold what they require?

That’s just dumb. I hope they take Reggie Bush and go 2-14 again.