Top Ten Messages Left on John McCain’s Answering Machine
10. This is Hillary – its not so funny when it happens to you, is it?
9. This is the mortgage company – your last check bounced.
8. This is WalMart. Do you want your greeter job back?
7. You been punk’d
6. So… you gonna start showing up for Senate votes any time soon?
5. This is Sarah – so do I have to give all these clothes back?
4. This is Towel City – your monogrammed ‘Hail to the Chief’ towels are ready to be picked up
3. No, seriously, your mortgage check for the other house bounced too.
2. ‘Good evening, this automated message is from Barack Obama reminding you to vote this November 4th…’
and the number one message left on John McCain’s answering machine
1. “This is George W – wanna go fishing?
