Top Ten Rejected Songs from The Wizard of Oz

10. Traverse the Mustard Mason Bloulevard

9. If I Only Had 3 Pounds of Gray Matter

8. We Are the Lollipop Guild, a subsidiary of Confection Incorporated, a division of Sweet Talk, LLC.

7. Ding, Dong, the Witch has a Persistent Hacking Cough that has us concerned.

6. Somewhere Over the Refracted Arc of Light Through Moisture

5. If I Only Had a Ventricle

4. The Merry Old Prison of Oz

3. There’s No Place Like Home, especially in this depreciated market

2. You’re Off to See the Wizard about his Craig’s List opening

and the number one rejected song from The Wizard of Oz

1. Hey, What are you Doing with that Bucket of Water?


2 Comments to “Top Ten Rejected Songs from The Wizard of Oz”

  1. Fran says:

    Tim, this is great! I’m sure Tray told you how much I love the Wizard of Oz. You captured the feeling of it perfectly!

  2. Tim says:

    Glad you liked it – Tracey was very specific that you would enjoy it.

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