10. How many teeth did you come in with?

9. Wow, I’ve never seen that color inside a human mouth before.

8. Hold still, this will just hurt for a minute.  I’m only kidding-  it’s gonna hurt all afternoon and tomorrow too.

7. One shot of novocaine for you, two shots for me.  One for you, two for me.

6. Say, you’re a little bit of a bleeder, aren’t you?

5. We use a new type of soothing, drug-free sedation here.  ‘Rock-a-bye-baby, in the tree-top…

4. Michelle here needs some practice with the new drill so please, just be patient.

3. We have 3 new flavors of tooth polish – strawberry kiwi, mango passion and liver & onions.

2. Hey, which way was this x-ray supposed to face?

1. I think you swallowed my gum.

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