10 Gain 20 pounds by Valentine’s Day

9. Hasten receding hairline

8. Tell your boss how you really feel about them- through interpretive dance

7. Stop taking online courses – learn everything from that chatty dude at the train station

6. Go to library – ask for books on pipe bombs and then request blueprints for the building

5. Facial tattoo

4. Sign up for more spam email, sign your friends up too, then feign amnesia like a soap opera star

3. Become a professional Hobo

2. Become an unprofessional Hobo

and the number one worst New Year’s resolution -

1. Sing Auld Lang Syne to best friend’s fiance while naked

Tags: comedy, new years eve, Top Ten

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