The results from the Sweet and Salty Sixteen features a pair of blowouts and a pair of ties.

Cavity Snacket

Donuts destroyed Pop Tarts 17-1 and Cinnamon Rolls upset Rice Krispy Treats 9-7.

Dinner Snacket

Buffalo Wings upset Cheesecake 11-9 and Ice Cream won easily over Pie 12-4.

Hershey Snacket

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups knocked out Snickers 10-7 and Brownies destroyed Chocolate Milkshakes 17-4.

Thirsty Snacket

Both matches were draws that were decided by tiebreaker: French Fries over Popcorn 10-10 and Doritos over Chex Mix 9-9.

These Snacket Finals will make up the Great Ate to start on Wednesday.

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Here are the Round II results of Snacketology and the resulting Sweet and Salty Sixteen Matchups.

Cavity Snacket

Donuts defeated Licorice 14-5.  Rice Krispy Treats defeated Popsicles 14-4, Cinnamon Rolls beat Caramel Corn 13-6 and Pop-Tarts upset Gummi Bears 11-6.

Matchups: Donuts (1 seed) vs Pop-Tarts (5) and Rice Krispy Treats (2) vs Cinnamon Rolls (3)

Dinner/Wildcard Snacket

Cheesecake defeated S’Mores 12-6, Ice Cream beat Cupcakes 14-4, Pie beat Cake 8-8 (overtime win) and Buffalo Wings defeated Cheese 10-9.

Matchups: Cheesecake (1) vs Buffalo Wings (4) and Ice Cream (2) vs Pie (3)

Hershey Snacket

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups defeated Chocolate Chip Cookies 10-8, Brownies destroyed Oreos 19-1, Chocolate Milkshake upset M&Ms 12-6 and Snickers defeated the Hershey Bar, 13-4.

Matchups: Reese’s PBC (1) vs Snickers (4) and Brownies (2) vs Chocolate Milkshake (6)

Thirsty Snacket

Popcorn defeated Pringles 11-8, Chex Mix beat Tortilla Chips 12-4, Doritos defeated Potato Chips 9-6 and French Fries crushed Cheetos 19-2.

Matchups: Popcorn (1) vs French Fries (4) and Chex Mix (2) vs Doritos (3)

As you can see, lots of chalk results and just 2 upsets. 

Voting for the Sweet and Salty Sixteen starts on Monday the 30th.

So…how did my picks for March Madness go?

Great… for someone who doesn’t really follow college basketball until 2 weeks before the tourney, doesn’t know the teams and doesn’t care if he finishes in last place of the office pool.  Beyond that – I am awesome!

Still 11 of the Sweet Sixteen is enough to keep me in contention.  Go Spartans!  Go Pitt!

The President has picked UNC to beat Louisville in the title game.

For the sake of my bracket, I hope he is not correct.

Rather than pick everyone, let me tell you some upsets…

I like Utah State to win twice, Maryland once.

I like Wisconsin and Portland St to face of in the 2nd game. I also like VCU and  Minnesota to win. And while I am picking Binghamton to win (to show my allegiance to Mr. Tony), I also am sick of Duke (or rather Duke’s fans) so that’s reason enough for me to have some fun with the bracket.

Western Kentucky, Temple and Michigan all look good to me too.

Final Four : Mich St, Memphis, Pitt and Carolina.  I’ll take Pitt to beat the Spartans for the title.

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