Archive for April 11th, 2009

Top Ten Status Changes on Jesus’ Facebook Page

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

10. JC is maxin’ and chillaxin’.

9. JC can never remember which is the faux pas – turning water into white wine or red wine with fish.

8. JC is not impressed with the new Facebook layout.

7. JC doesn’t know anything about it but really thinks you should be looking at the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series this year.

6. JC is not cool with the Easter Bunny – we will throw down if I find him.

5. JC is heading out to dinner at this great fish and bread basket place.

4. JC wants to move his next sermon to the Green Monster seats at Fenway.  Make it happen, people!

3. JC has no use for lima beans.

2. JC just can’t put down those exciting ‘Twilight’ novels.

1. JC admits that whole ‘walking on water’ thing was just propoganda started by those darned Galatians.