10. Make every dollar bill worth two dollars.

9. Employ Henry Winkler to set up an elaborate Fonzie scheme to make money.

8. Put Department of Agriculture in charge of everyone’s weed.

7. Make everyone’s 401k plan into a 402k plan.

6. Reduce goverment by combining the states of Delaware, Rhode Island and Massachusetts into Delachu Island.

5. More bake sales.

4. From now on all corporate bonuses are paid in lottery tickets.

3. Stop giving out winning lottery tickets.

2. Build more wind farms by planting more wind seeds.

1. Replace government red ink with cheaper blue ink pens.

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