10. Willy Wonka and Solient Green. Seriously, you think the Gloop kid didn’t drown in the chocolate river? And Violet was a giant freakin’ blueberry – you don’t walk away from that.

9. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence and The Manchurian Candidate. Angela Lansbury shows you the Queen of Diamonds and you enter a trance that makes you think you already killed somebody.

8. National Lampoon’s Vacation and Westworld. Chevy Chase leads his family across the country on some misadventures until they arrive at their favorite amusement park – and Yul Brynner guns them down.

7. The Dinner Game and Scanners. Executives bring idiots to dinner only to learn the idiots are telekinetic. No more executives.

6. Miss Congeniality and The Long Kiss Goodnight. Sandra Bullock is an FBI agent trying to find an assassin at a beauty pageant – until she wakes up and realizes she is the assassin and thus shoots herself.

5. Planet of the Apes and Ed. Charleton Heston returns in a space ship and lands on a planet where monkeys rule Major League Baseball.

4. Bring It On and Heathers. Cheerleaders try to win a competition despite the fact that they are killed one at a time by Winona Ryder.

3. Rocky and Rambo. Rocky wins a prize fight in Africa. The leader of that nation is so enraged that he kidnaps Rocky and the only solider who can rescue him is Rambo. Turns out they are twins separated at birth. (Fun Fact: They almost made this movie in 1988)

2. Resident Evil and Last Days of Disco. Either A: The dead walk the earth, but only until they reach the dance hall or B: The Bee Gees release a virus that destroys humanity. And by virus I mean an album.

1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High School Musical. Sean Penn sings!

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