10. Your movie stars a rooster – but it is not animated.

9. The key plot twist involves making exact change at 7-11.

8. Your story is about a dream within a dream within someone else’s dream within a dog’s dream.

7. Your lead photographer only uses Polaroids and then flips them in a kinescope.

6. You cannot pronounce the letter ‘G’ without giggling.

5. When the director tells you to ‘hit your mark’, you drop to one knee and punch the floor.

4. Your longest directorial film lasts 2 minutes and 13 seconds and it is on your cellphone.

3. The fashions are anything found on your closet floor.

2. Your name is Osama.

1. You couldn’t get Johnny Depp; instead, your film stars Donny Jepp.

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